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Strawberry jokes

  
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Patient: Doctor, there is a strawberry growing out of my head.
Doctor: Oh, that's easy. Just put some cream on it!
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Why did the little strawberry cry?
Because his mother was in a jam.
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What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you hadn't been so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam!

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