Latest jokes tagged fruit

5 jokes

Fruit jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by MC Jester

Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

3 jokes

Apple jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

3 jokes

Banana jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

3 jokes

Prune jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

3 jokes

Orange jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by Jokester

Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.

3 jokes

Strawberry jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by a contributor

What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...

2 jokes

Grape jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

1 Joke

Plum jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by a contributor

hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

1 Joke

Clean Banana jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by MC Jester

What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...

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