Orange jokes

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It didn't peel good.

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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

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Why did the orange stop crossing the road?
It ran out of juice.

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Plum jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by a contributor

hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

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Apple jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

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Banana jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

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Prune jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

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Grape jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?