Grape jokes

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

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Plum jokes

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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

3 jokes

Apple jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

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Banana jokes

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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

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Prune jokes

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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

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Orange jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by Jokester

Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.