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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he brought his own drumsticks!
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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children?
"If your father could see you now he'd turn over in his gravy!"
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