Answer 1

What country has the highest suicide rate among vegetarians?
Turkey

Answer 2

If God wanted us to be vegetarians why did he make animals out of meat?

Answer 3

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter

Answer 4

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Answer 5

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Answer 6

"A beautiful woman came up to me at the store the other day, thinking she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I told her I'd never seen herbivore."

Answer 7

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!

Answer 8

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Answer 9

Eating vegetables is crueler than eating animals. At least the animals have a chance to run away!

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

Answer 14

These must be misfortune cookies...  

Answer 15

Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...