Writing jokes

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The pen is mightier than the sword... if the sword is very small and the pen is really, really sharp!

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Harry took up writing as a profession and sold loads of stuff - his TV, his stereo, his furniture, his car...

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Tom: Are you able to do anything that other people can't?
Dick: Absolutely! I can read my handwriting.

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Patient: What are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: A footnote.

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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's handwriting!
Student: Uh, yeah. I used his pen.

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Dictionary jokes

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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

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Library jokes

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What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

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Book Title jokes

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Dyslexic jokes

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If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Shakespeare jokes

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