Bed jokes

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

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Jim: I'm letting my pet pig sleep on my bed.
Pat: But what about the smell?
Jim: He'll just have to get used to it!

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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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Clock jokes

Requested in Misc. Themes by Jokester

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back...

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Snoring jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore

9 jokes

Sleep jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?

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Sewing jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by a contributor

0 jokes

Knitting jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by a contributor