Answer 1

We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk. We spend the next 24 years telling them to sit down and shut up!

Answer 2

Why were the police called to a daycare center?
A 3-year-old was resisting a rest.

Answer 3

Why is it that adults are always the ones who have difficulty with childproof bottles?

Answer 4

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes why do some people have more than one child?

Answer 5

What do you call a female magician? Trixie

Answer 6

Mary: Do I have to have a baby shower? Joan: Not if you change its...

Answer 7

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies...

Answer 8

Answer 9

You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...