Answer 1

He said:  Since I first laid eyes on you I wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said:  You definitely succeeded.

Answer 2

He said:  Why do you wear a bra when you've got nothing to put in it?!
She said:  Well, you wear briefs, right???

Answer 3

He said:  Let's try a new position tonight!
She said:  Good idea! You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit back on the couch farting.

Answer 4

He said: Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?
She said: No, I hate myself now.

Answer 5

He said: I'm about to make you the happiest woman in the world.
She said: I'll miss you.

Answer 6

Why do women close their eyes when having sex? They can't stand to...

Answer 7

Answer 8

What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...

Answer 9

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Answer 10