Answer 1

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
"Would you like fries with that?"

Answer 2

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to change it and five to fight off the lead guitarists hogging the limelight.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?
The savings bond will eventually mature and make money.

Answer 4

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

Answer 5

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 6

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 7

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 8

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"