New Years Resolution jokes

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me what my New Year's resolution is.

Shared by The Joker

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My New Year's resolution is to be less awesome since I have been doing that a ton lately.

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My New Year's resolution is to break all of my New Year's resolutions.

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My New Year's resolution is to look at the glass as half full, with either vodka, rum, or whiskey!

Shared by NumeroOcho

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Santa Claus jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe

No presents this year

3 jokes

St Patricks Day jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by NumeroOcho

What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther...

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Leprechaun jokes

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Reindeer jokes

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Mothers Day jokes

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